ROVIN'
AND RAVIN' WITH MIKE
Copyright © 2001
by Michael Segers, All rights
reserved
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7.5 Minutes x 2: Fifteen Minutes
Cast:
Robert De Niro, Edward Burns,
Vera Farmiga, Kelsey Grammer,
Melina Kanakaredes, Tygh Runyan,
Karel Roden, Oleg Taktarov
Directed by John Herzfeld
Written by John Herzfeld
Rated R for strong violence, language and some sexuality
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There’s one thing
about the new film, Fifteen Minutes. Its title gives a frustrated
reviewer lots of lines… unfortunately, eight times longer than promised? Why
not Twenty-Five Years, the length of time since Howard Beale (played by
Peter Finch) turned his own insanity and the insanity of the news into
entertainment in Network? After a quarter of a century, Network
(which I happened to see again in the past year) is brighter, smarter, and
much more entertaining than this current split personality flick, which in fact
rehashes Andy Warhol's
now tired dictum that in the future everyone would be
famous for fifteen minutes. OK, already, the saying has had its fifteen minutes. Let’s
dump it and move on to… whatever the latest soup-can Cezanne has to say.
Instead of gloriously loopy Howard Beale, we have Robert Hawkins (Kelsey Grammer, in a
stretch, playing a local media celebrity), who is guilty by reason of sanity,
knowing exactly what he does to fuel the violence and celebrity driven ratings
of his television program, Top Story. His ratings to a degree (perhaps
the degree at which blood coagulates) depend upon his symbiotic relationship
with ace (read media-hounded) homicide detective Eddie Fleming (Robert DeNiro,
basically playing DeNiro), whose number one fan or student is Jordy Warsaw (Ed
Burns, of Saving Private Ryan).
Then, there is the other odd couple, Czech criminal Emil (Karel Roden) and
Russian movie buff, Oleg (Oleg Taktarov), who calls himself Frank Capra—and
that’s as close as this film gets to humor. After Oleg steals a video camera,
Emil, who has come to America to collect on an old debt (in one of the films
many moments of convoluted plotting), hatches a plan to photograph a murder and
capitalize (well, they aren’t socialists anymore) on the notoriety. So, are we
in Being There or Truman Show land yet?
Not exactly. That’s just one of the movies you see in this weird
double-feature-in-one. But, instead of the sparkling imagination and witty
satire of such films, we get heavy-handed preaching about… Well, about
pandering, sensationalistic, blood-drenched media products like this one, or, at
least, the other half of this one.
There’s nothing wrong with a film working on more than one level or more than
one angle, but this film works against itself. Granted, the car chases and
violence are stunningly photographed, and New York has rarely looked more dreary
and seedy. But the old ultra-violence wins out, even as the film cranks up its
shrillest liberal pretensions to the contrary.
And all of this or these in a week with yet another killing in a school, leading
one side of the argument to call for more gun control and the other for more
movie control and nobody any closer to any wisdom than this film is… or any
more united. I
can unite behind the Reel
Review by
Mary Kalin-Casey, who shares my discomfort with Fifteen Minutes. Reel also offers a great