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Get All Your Long Distance Calls Free!

[2002 update: Following the meltdown of the "dot-com" economy, many of these links are now dead, or the services offered there are no longer free.  I decided to leave them unchanged (with one exception) to give an almost archeological view of what the 'net used to be like, way back in the year 2000!]

So here’s another Internet scam, like those free trips to Disney World and free clothing from the Gap: free long distance calls to any telephone in the USA. Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. The problem is, no matter how good it sounds (or how bad it sounds, read on), it is true, no strings attached, no long strings of numbers to dial, either.

Lately, I have come up with so many good, useful things on the Internet that this time, I'm going to share with you the practical reality rather than the virtual reality of the Internet. You do know what virtual reality is, don't you? Well, if not, you can check it out at this very practical reference, Webopedia: The Only Online Dictionary and Search Engine You Need.

Let's say you are a business owner, or maybe you just want to run the business of your home more efficiently. May I suggest a free fax machine, free voice mail, free second telephone line, and free postage meter--yes, all for free--as well as free long distance calling? Take a deep breath, and repeat, these are not scams. These are not scams… because, they aren’t!

You can receive faxes in your e-mail from your own free fax number at two different web sites (and there probably are others) either eFax or Fax4Free.  But, from the first, you have to download a program to view faxes, and you have to have fax software in order to send faxes. If you do not have fax software, then register for your free fax number at the second site, which enables you to send and receive faxes through your e-mail account with no additional software required--and also gives you free voicemail.

Households with computers online have a problem: the connection to the Internet is through the telephone line. That means that when Aunt Lucretia calls her favorite nephew, she gets a busy signal—again. You can get a second telephone line, but a cheaper alternative is to check the free service at  CallWave.   Notice that this requires you to have Busy Call Forwarding service on your telephone, which according to this site, costs only a couple dollars a month. I have not used this Internet Answering Machine, but I have seen it referred to several times, and so, I call it to your attention.

You can turn your computer into a postage meter.  Again, I have not used this service. With e-mail, I don't use many stamps. But, if you do, this is your site. If you use snail mail very often, you will also find the U.S. Postal Service's information-packed site very helpful.

About those free long distance calls: this is no joke, and I have used this service almost daily since I learned about it a couple of weeks ago. You will need a microphone and either headphones or speakers to plug into your computer. Then, log onto DialPad.

Sign up for the service as you would for a new e-mail account. That's it. The quality of the sound is not as good as on regular commercial telephone service. Since I hear the voice of the person I am calling over my computer's speakers, the voice actually sounds better than it does over the telephone. People whom I call, who receive the call on their telephones, sometimes have a little difficulty hearing. But, it is certainly worth a try. A hint: speak a little more slowly than usual.

Now, with all this enhanced telephone use, you need to have good telephone directories. I have previously told you about an online telephone directory.  I especially appreciate Lycos's directory of toll free numbers.  But, here is a new treasure, a reverse telephone directory. If you have the telephone number, then you can find the name of the person who has that number.

Having outfitted your home office now, let's turn to the library you can create for your children. Although I've mentioned these sites before, they are worth calling to your attention again. You already have the web-dictionary. How about access to hundreds of dictionaries with One-Look? For your encyclopedia, the Encyclopedia Britannica is nice. If you need materials in other languages, you can get free translation services. Of, if you want to find language lessons and dictionaries, so that you do not need a translator, head over to I Love Languages  [2002: This is such a worthwhile site that I corrected this URL.]

Current events are an important part of the curriculum, so for news magazines, add Time and Newsweek for free.  For free newspapers, how about The New York Times and The Atlanta Journal-Constitution?

If you need more newspapers, in fact, more than five thousand newspapers, head for Australia, to the WebWombat, which has over 5000 newspapers from around the world waiting for you.

With that fantastic library, the kids are going to do so well that you will surely want to take lots of pictures of them as they receive scholarships, diplomas, and perhaps a Nobel Prize or two, so you might as well check out a recent R & R article on digital cameras and such, "Giving Your Computer Eyes."

Now, look back at what you’ve gotten from this article, and do a quick calculation of the price of all the free stuff you’ve been given. Fax machine, postage meter, answering machine, long distance calls, hundreds of dictionaries in English and other languages, an encyclopedia, Time, Newsweek, The New York Times, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and assorted directories, guides, and so forth. Aren’t you feeling a little warm and cozy about Peanut.org—the warmest, coziest spot on the Internet? Why don’t you take out your check book and do something good for your home town in cyberspace and for yourself, because all too soon, you’ll be logging onto the Federal government's misery site.

Keep your feet dry, your heart full of noble thoughts, and all that money that this column has saved going to worthy causes. Remember, in the next installment, Rovin’ and Ravin’s first annual Golden Goobers will be presented by the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, and… talk about Internet hoaxes. Please don’t report me to www.fraud.org.

 

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